Gay Dogs

I was at the mall the yesterday with my friends. We went in to the worst store ever ... Petland. All the dogs are cute and I wanted to take them all home. I wanted to take them home because they are cute and also caged up. As we were looking at all these animals I noticed the dogs were in twos in these cages. You could also compare this to a prison, two dogs in each cell, a place to crap, get water, and to top it all off one of the puppies was sucking off the other one. I don't ever want to go to prison because maybe I would turn gay or I would be forced to be gay. I wouldn't have a choice because I'm not buff so I would have to be someones bitch.