Favorite Songs of The Week

Mercy Me-Alkaline Trio
The Economy is Suffering-Anti-Flag
Wasting Time-blink-182
Labyrinth-Enter Shikari
Legendary-And Hell Followed With
We Sleep Forever-Aiden
911 for peace-Anti-Flag
Over and Out-Alkaline Trio
Hallucinations-Angels & Airwaves
Never There-Cake

The New Douche Bag?

Today I was at school and I see all these girls who have giant purses. I have no idea why they need to be so big. How much shit do you ladies need to carry on you at all times? I am going to change my last name to Douche and create my own brand of purses. These purses will be the size of suit cases. The commercial will say something in a sleek voice like, "First the purse was made,then the over sized purse,and now to redefine it comes the new bag by Douche.

Getting Mad Janitorial Pussy

Okay so if you are like me,you are probably thinking what am I going to do after High School? I don't know what I am going to do but I think I having this idea of becoming a janitor. Maybe I want to because I like to clean floors and cleaning shit off bathroom floors.
I have came up with an idea to get ass while being a janitor. I will get the standard janitor jumpsuit that will get you no pussy even if you got game and turn into a tight jumpsuit that will make my tiny penis bulge like it is huge. Ladies will see me in this fresh new gear and be thinking for the first time in history "I want to fuck that janitor right now." It will almost be like a rockstar affect. The girls don't see how shitty my job is and how much it stinks, literally, and just see dick bulge.
If your a lady and want to be a good looking janitor may I suggest making your own jumpsuit that converts the pant legs into booty shorts. I will be with my friends and see a fine young honey picking up trash and cleaning while I get to stare at a fine booty. I will say, "She can clean floors, do laundry, unclog a toilet, and look good while doing it, I found the girl of my dreams."