My friends like to use the f word a little to much and not even in some sort of proper way. Example my friend said I don't like babysitting because I hate fucking kids, yeah I think I would hate fucking kids too first of all that's wrong and creepy but they probably don't give the best oral sex. I didn't know you had to fuck kids when you babysat.What he should have said was I fucking hate kids.
I think UPS could stand for more than one thing such as, united pimp service,ultimate pot smokers, ultimate pole smokers. You would even put ups on a beard trimmer and have it mean ultimate pube shaver. the catch phrase would be, "get a UPS beard trimmer for all your facial and pube shaving needs."
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